Twisted Fictions & Sick Addictions

“I’m a good citizen, i’m a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate.”

This  cannot be real….. Someone please tell me this was an SNL skit or something…

(Source: damnthatswhack)

“I’m a good citizen, i’m a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate.”

This  cannot be real….. Someone please tell me this was an SNL skit or something…

(Source: damnthatswhack)

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    LOL… this is so wrong, yet so good in so many levels.

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    hahahahahah i literally cantt omgg

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    “So, we’re porn to God, and he masturbates while watcing us” LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!

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    this is for marc, who’s probably taking...dump and looking at my blog.

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    “Well sometimes I wait a week so when i do it again it feels better”

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    OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    “I recycle and I masturbate!” hahaha

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    I have a really hard time believing that this isn’t a troll. But I’m a Christian and I could name lists of people who...

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